Post by tonkatoy on Jan 30, 2007 23:50:39 GMT 1
A tourist is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a house
that says "Talking Dog For Sale He rings the bell and the owner tells him
the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
Labrador sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yes," the Lab replies.
"So, what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten euros," the man says.
"Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a f@cking liar. He never did any of that sh!t"
that says "Talking Dog For Sale He rings the bell and the owner tells him
the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
Labrador sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yes," the Lab replies.
"So, what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten euros," the man says.
"Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a f@cking liar. He never did any of that sh!t"
