Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2007 21:49:58 GMT 1
a bloke stumbles into a pub one day to find a large horse at the bar crying. next to it is a large cauldron full of £1 coins.
hey barman a pint please and whats all this about?
simple mate make the horse laugh and take the money £1 a go
ok thanks, throws a quid into the pot takes the horse out back 2 minutes later they come back into the bar with the horse nearly falling over with laughter.
off he goes money and all.
6 months later he revisits the same pub only to find an even bigger pot with even more money in, with the same horse still laughing and completely cracking up when it catches the blokes face.
a pint barman and whats going on now?
stop the damn thing laughing and take the money.
throws his sniff in the pot takes the horse out back, 3 minutes later back they come this time the horse is crying its eyes out.
money please barman,
were'nt you the one who made it laugh in the first place now you've made it cry how?
simple mate 1st i told the horse i had a bigger dick...
2nd time i proved it.
hey barman a pint please and whats all this about?
simple mate make the horse laugh and take the money £1 a go
ok thanks, throws a quid into the pot takes the horse out back 2 minutes later they come back into the bar with the horse nearly falling over with laughter.
off he goes money and all.
6 months later he revisits the same pub only to find an even bigger pot with even more money in, with the same horse still laughing and completely cracking up when it catches the blokes face.
a pint barman and whats going on now?
stop the damn thing laughing and take the money.
throws his sniff in the pot takes the horse out back, 3 minutes later back they come this time the horse is crying its eyes out.
money please barman,
were'nt you the one who made it laugh in the first place now you've made it cry how?
simple mate 1st i told the horse i had a bigger dick...
2nd time i proved it.
