Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2007 14:43:56 GMT 1
tramp walks into a pub.
barman if i show u something marvelous can i have a few drinks.
it'll better be good he says
tramp reaches into his left pocket and pulls out a frog puts it on the bar.
it looks round hops toward the piano opens it up and starts playing "new york new york".
excellent have beers on the house.
next night same thing but the barman says u gotta go some to beat that frog.
tramp pulls out the frog which promptly waits at the piano.
reaching into his right pocket he pulls out a lizard.
this hops over to the frog who starts playing new york again.
this time the lizard starts singing new york
bloody hell mate have more drinks.
end of the night the tramp recalls his pets and is about to leave when a bloke comes over and says "i represent the local tv station that "show" u just put on could make u a fortune.
not interested says the tramp i only do it for beer.
look mate u gotta sell me the pets i can arrange it for u to have all the beer u want.
no mate i like my set up as it is.
this goes on for a while until the tramp relents and sells only the lizard.
the barman finds the tramp outside laughing his face off and asks why.
the lizard is useless he says
but i saw him sing says the barman
no says the tramp the frogs a ventriloquist!
barman if i show u something marvelous can i have a few drinks.
it'll better be good he says
tramp reaches into his left pocket and pulls out a frog puts it on the bar.
it looks round hops toward the piano opens it up and starts playing "new york new york".
excellent have beers on the house.
next night same thing but the barman says u gotta go some to beat that frog.
tramp pulls out the frog which promptly waits at the piano.
reaching into his right pocket he pulls out a lizard.
this hops over to the frog who starts playing new york again.
this time the lizard starts singing new york
bloody hell mate have more drinks.
end of the night the tramp recalls his pets and is about to leave when a bloke comes over and says "i represent the local tv station that "show" u just put on could make u a fortune.
not interested says the tramp i only do it for beer.
look mate u gotta sell me the pets i can arrange it for u to have all the beer u want.
no mate i like my set up as it is.
this goes on for a while until the tramp relents and sells only the lizard.
the barman finds the tramp outside laughing his face off and asks why.
the lizard is useless he says
but i saw him sing says the barman
no says the tramp the frogs a ventriloquist!
