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Post by tonkatoy on Jan 15, 2007 21:44:45 GMT 1
A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow. To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court". The court room goes silent and Ronny (the best man) stands up and says "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Ronny to take the stand. Ronny begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says "OK". "Well", said Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs". Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!" "HURT!", Ronny replies "He broke three of my fingers
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Post by jacobeana on Jan 15, 2007 22:23:23 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pablo on Jan 16, 2007 0:16:13 GMT 1
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Post by mellow on Jan 16, 2007 0:20:23 GMT 1
;D
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Post by Dirtbag on Jan 16, 2007 8:02:39 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D class
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Post by nuttytart350 on Jan 17, 2007 1:02:02 GMT 1
NOOOOOO funny tho'... ;D
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Post by vin on Jan 18, 2007 19:59:32 GMT 1
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Post by alibongo on Jan 19, 2007 18:20:28 GMT 1
I dont get it..... ;D ;D ;D
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