Post by tonkatoy on Jan 14, 2007 12:12:27 GMT 1
Fairy Tale
Once upon a time
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In a land far away,
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A beautiful, independent,
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Self-assured princess
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Happened upon a frog as she sat
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Contemplating ecological issues
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On the shores of an unpolluted pond
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In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ And said: " Elegant
Lady, ~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince,
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Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
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And I will turn back
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Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet,
we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever
feel ~~~~~~~~
Grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sautéed frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't f**kin think so.
Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~
In a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
A beautiful, independent,
~~~~~~~~
Self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
Happened upon a frog as she sat
~~~~~~~~
Contemplating ecological issues
~~~~~~~~
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
~~~~~~~~
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ And said: " Elegant
Lady, ~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince,
~~~~~~~~
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
~~~~~~~~
And I will turn back
~~~~~~~~
Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet,
we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever
feel ~~~~~~~~
Grateful and happy doing so. "
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
On lightly sautéed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
Seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
And onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
She chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don't f**kin think so.
;D ;D ;D