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Dec 29, 2006 21:43:14 GMT 1
Post by tonkatoy on Dec 29, 2006 21:43:14 GMT 1
Guy’s Hospital, London, December 29th, 2006
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PHYSICIANS
CONFIDENTIAL
Subject : New contamination possible in most Counties
Recent studies conducted on "aphthous fever" (for which we have just received conclusive results) indicate that in certain cases this can be transmitted to humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most English counties. Cases have been reported in Warwickshire (13), Lancashire (22), Surrey (14), Kent (11), Staffordshire (12) and more recently in Worcestershire (7).
It was observed that the subjects examined were regular consumers of meats and cold cuts. Most (97.6%) of the subjects would encounter serious problems with their vision when having gone without sex for 1 to 2 days on average.
Extended periods without sex would seriously affect the individuals’ reading capabilities. The subjects would also feel a trembling sensation. In extreme cases, individuals would start to hallucinate and see coloured specks when staring at an object for extended periods.
If you encounter any patients with these symptoms, please contact the nearest NHS Direct Crisis Centre immediately.
Our research to date has led us to discover the cure: sex at least twice every day for 3 months.
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Dec 29, 2006 22:06:47 GMT 1
Post by scott on Dec 29, 2006 22:06:47 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dec 30, 2006 10:41:57 GMT 1
Post by vin on Dec 30, 2006 10:41:57 GMT 1
Might have to get her in doors to read this as I can't nice one tonkatoy
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Jan 21, 2007 20:14:49 GMT 1
Post by jacobeana on Jan 21, 2007 20:14:49 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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