Post by tonkatoy on Dec 9, 2006 19:35:41 GMT 1
How to smooth talk the girls!!
Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to
the toilet.
Guy says " I think she,s nice "
Guys mate " well nip over and give her the patter "
Guy " the patter ? "
Guys mate " aye the patter "
Guy " I don't know any patter I,ve never found it easy to talk to girls"
Guys Mate " Fecks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello and she will
say hello"
Then say "it's a nice day isn,t it"
Then she will say " Yes it is "
Then you say " but not half as nice as you ! "
Then she will say " Oh thank you "
Then the patter will just flow...
Guys Mate " look there she coming back out , go and give it a go "
So nervously off he goes re- running the patter in his head
He walks up and says " Hello "
She says " Hello "
He says " It,s a nice day isn,t it ? "
She says " Yes it is "
He says " but not half as nice as you "
She says " Oh thank you "
Few seconds of uneasy silence.....................
Then he says..................
" Been for a shite then ? "
Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to
the toilet.
Guy says " I think she,s nice "
Guys mate " well nip over and give her the patter "
Guy " the patter ? "
Guys mate " aye the patter "
Guy " I don't know any patter I,ve never found it easy to talk to girls"
Guys Mate " Fecks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello and she will
say hello"
Then say "it's a nice day isn,t it"
Then she will say " Yes it is "
Then you say " but not half as nice as you ! "
Then she will say " Oh thank you "
Then the patter will just flow...
Guys Mate " look there she coming back out , go and give it a go "
So nervously off he goes re- running the patter in his head
He walks up and says " Hello "
She says " Hello "
He says " It,s a nice day isn,t it ? "
She says " Yes it is "
He says " but not half as nice as you "
She says " Oh thank you "
Few seconds of uneasy silence.....................
Then he says..................
" Been for a shite then ? "
;D
