Post by tonkatoy on Dec 5, 2006 18:49:36 GMT 1
THE BLOW JOB
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it with the insurance money."
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said, "Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never bought? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it that with the insurance money too!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, remember that blow job I promised you?
Well, here it comes!"
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it with the insurance money."
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said, "Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never bought? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it that with the insurance money too!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, remember that blow job I promised you?
Well, here it comes!"
;D
