Post by tonkatoy on Nov 29, 2006 21:49:59 GMT 1
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that
morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
Pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", And possibly have a present for
me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy
Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will
remember.
My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning,
Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone
had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
let's go out to lunch, just you and me?"
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!" We went to lunch. However, we didn't go where we normally
would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table.
We had two G & T's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment
Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step
into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "Okay." I nervously
replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake...
Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday!"
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
With a hard on.
morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
Pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", And possibly have a present for
me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy
Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will
remember.
My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning,
Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone
had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
let's go out to lunch, just you and me?"
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!" We went to lunch. However, we didn't go where we normally
would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table.
We had two G & T's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment
Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step
into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "Okay." I nervously
replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake...
Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday!"
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
With a hard on.
;D 
