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Post by tonkatoy on Nov 28, 2006 18:46:08 GMT 1
>This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun Newspaper...! > >I am a sailor in the merchant navy. > >My parents live in Torry, Aberdeen and one of my sisters, is married to a >guy from England. > >My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for dealing crack cocaine >and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.. > >I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence >in >Peterhead Prison for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other >currently being held in Craiginches on-remand centre on charges of incest >with his three children. > >I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed >is still a part time working girl in a brothel; however, her time there is >limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. > > > >We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the >possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her >knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two >sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer >them not to prostitute it would at least get them off the streets and >hopefully the heroin. > >My problem is this: >I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of >course I want to be totally honest with her. > >Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being English?
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Post by pablo on Dec 1, 2006 22:44:59 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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