Post by tonkatoy on Nov 28, 2006 18:35:56 GMT 1
Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck until,
one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The
bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it,
and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10
years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller,
"whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline
on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a
jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they
enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you
something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we
don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during
dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. In they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is
a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack
of dishes.
Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks,
dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As
dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he
reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So
he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
table, and has his way with her right there, in front of her
parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously
livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one
says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he
grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way
with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his
girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total
silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts
to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline
from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All
right, that's enough, I'll do the damn dishes!"
one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The
bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it,
and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10
years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller,
"whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline
on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a
jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they
enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you
something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we
don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during
dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. In they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is
a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack
of dishes.
Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks,
dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As
dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he
reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So
he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
table, and has his way with her right there, in front of her
parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously
livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one
says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he
grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way
with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his
girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total
silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts
to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline
from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All
right, that's enough, I'll do the damn dishes!"
;D 
