Doctors waiting room

[billbott]

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
And approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes
sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
Embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said
here is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the
problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions
in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.

[scott]

;D ;D

[tonkatoy]

good one mate (thats my grandad that is )

[billbott]

Grandad? thats my dad - that is

[mellow]

thats sooooooooo funny ;D

[daz]

thats brilliant mate

[jacobeana]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[pablo]

;D even the missus laffed at that one ;D