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Post by hooligan on Nov 21, 2006 10:45:07 GMT 1
received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic." "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to f * ck off.
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Post by jacobeana on Nov 21, 2006 20:41:04 GMT 1
Wicked ;D
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Post by scott on Nov 21, 2006 22:08:55 GMT 1
;D ;Dgood 1
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Post by nuttytart350 on Nov 22, 2006 0:13:06 GMT 1
about right....MCP....... ;D
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Post by hooligan on Nov 22, 2006 8:41:22 GMT 1
.MCP Whats that mean then is it sumit to do wiv carparks ?
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Post by pablo on Nov 22, 2006 10:01:57 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by nuttytart350 on Nov 22, 2006 23:26:44 GMT 1
.MCP Whats that mean then is it sumit to do wiv carparks ? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by tonkatoy on Nov 24, 2006 16:38:24 GMT 1
nice one !
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