Post by tonkatoy on Nov 19, 2006 16:43:14 GMT 1
Request of the Penis
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
___________________________________
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
period.
3. You do Not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
other locations .
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in
order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing
the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed
the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
5 reasons not to be a penis...
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbours are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an a*** hole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
___________________________________
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
period.
3. You do Not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
other locations .
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in
order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing
the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed
the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
5 reasons not to be a penis...
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbours are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an a*** hole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
