Post by tonkatoy on Nov 19, 2006 16:38:34 GMT 1
A very loud, unattractive, hard faced woman walks into Asda with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Greeter at the door says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda- nice children you've got there -- are they twins?" the fat ugly woman stops screaming for long enough to snarl: "Of course they bl*ody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike, ya bleeding d!ckhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would F*K you twice!"
