Post by tonkatoy on Nov 19, 2006 16:31:00 GMT 1
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking for souvenirs when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You!
Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be
interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn´t need them, being the sex
god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
So the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally gave in and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet he got this wild
look in his eyes, something his wife hadn´t seen in many years!
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants and grabbed
a firm hold of the Jamaican´s hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET
MAN!!!!!!!!!"
marketplace looking for souvenirs when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You!
Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be
interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn´t need them, being the sex
god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
So the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally gave in and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet he got this wild
look in his eyes, something his wife hadn´t seen in many years!
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants and grabbed
a firm hold of the Jamaican´s hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET
MAN!!!!!!!!!"
