Post by bump on Oct 10, 2006 22:34:07 GMT 1
Two scousers are riding down the East Lancs road when their bike coughs and dies.
There's nothing doing, it's dead as a flat 'at, so eventually they flag down a truck.
"Can yer give us a lift to Liverpool mate ?"
"No problem" says the driver "but I've got a consignment of 20,000 bowling balls in the back, you'll ave to make the best of it."
The two lads haul themselves and the bike into the back, and the driver sets off at a cracking pace towards Liverpool.
A few miles down the road the lorry gets pulled by the boys in blue, and they ask the driver what he's carrying.
The driver, who's not a friend of the police, says sarcastically "20,000 scouse eggs".
One of the coppers opens the back of the truck, and quickly slams it shut again in panic. He gets on the blower and immediately requests back-up, a helicopter, and a 20 mile radius road block !
"We've got a truck full of 20,000 scouse eggs, two of them have hatched and they've already pinched a f*****g bike !"
There's nothing doing, it's dead as a flat 'at, so eventually they flag down a truck.
"Can yer give us a lift to Liverpool mate ?"
"No problem" says the driver "but I've got a consignment of 20,000 bowling balls in the back, you'll ave to make the best of it."
The two lads haul themselves and the bike into the back, and the driver sets off at a cracking pace towards Liverpool.
A few miles down the road the lorry gets pulled by the boys in blue, and they ask the driver what he's carrying.
The driver, who's not a friend of the police, says sarcastically "20,000 scouse eggs".
One of the coppers opens the back of the truck, and quickly slams it shut again in panic. He gets on the blower and immediately requests back-up, a helicopter, and a 20 mile radius road block !
"We've got a truck full of 20,000 scouse eggs, two of them have hatched and they've already pinched a f*****g bike !"
;D :Dvery good 