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Sept 27, 2006 22:03:56 GMT 1
Post by mellow on Sept 27, 2006 22:03:56 GMT 1
At a busy bus stop in Newcastle, a young woman wearing a tight mini-skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more, and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Geordie who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic, and turned to the would-be samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
Geordie looked surprised, "Well pet, normally I'd agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured we were friends."
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Sept 27, 2006 22:08:23 GMT 1
Post by nuttytart350 on Sept 27, 2006 22:08:23 GMT 1
lol ;D ;D ;D
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Sept 28, 2006 8:44:30 GMT 1
Post by pablo on Sept 28, 2006 8:44:30 GMT 1
got bored halfway thru... ;D ;D ;D
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Sept 29, 2006 20:08:59 GMT 1
Post by chrismac on Sept 29, 2006 20:08:59 GMT 1
me too ;D
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Sept 29, 2006 21:03:57 GMT 1
Post by mellow on Sept 29, 2006 21:03:57 GMT 1
doughnuts
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Sept 29, 2006 21:35:06 GMT 1
Post by pablo on Sept 29, 2006 21:35:06 GMT 1
;D yes please
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Sept 29, 2006 21:36:43 GMT 1
Post by jacobeana on Sept 29, 2006 21:36:43 GMT 1
;D
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