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Post by alankelly on Dec 16, 2021 1:09:50 GMT 1
Loved this so shared to allπππ It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
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Snowman
Dec 16, 2021 22:31:30 GMT 1
Post by donkeychomp on Dec 16, 2021 22:31:30 GMT 1
Brilliant.
Alex
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Snowman
Dec 16, 2021 23:13:41 GMT 1
Post by tacky1 on Dec 16, 2021 23:13:41 GMT 1
LOL, So f**kin true though
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Dec 17, 2021 16:04:24 GMT 1
Post by chrisg on Dec 17, 2021 16:04:24 GMT 1
Brilliant but sadly true.
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Post by steve h on Dec 17, 2021 20:14:40 GMT 1
Funnily enough, I made a snowwoman about 7yrs ago (last time there was enough snow to do so) I made her Titus intacticus and of large proportions... She was in the front garden for all passers by/out to see, I even gave her a cigarette to really upset the offended. Next time I will also give her testicles and a dong.... just to cover all bases....
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