snoogy
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Post by snoogy on Mar 20, 2021 12:59:48 GMT 1
Yeh that's the joke.. you offer me £10 and I tell you to do one..
It'll be funny if this didn't happen to me..
Jokers..
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Post by steve h on Mar 20, 2021 17:42:00 GMT 1
I'm tempted...has it got the V5 with it and a frame with the same number? if so, how about £9 if I pick up? Oh hold on...just woke up and its not 1979.... shit.... I'd rather buy it than but it... me fookin head hurts enough as it is....  |
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snoogy
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Post by snoogy on Mar 20, 2021 18:58:39 GMT 1
I'm tempted...has it got the V5 with it and a frame with the same number? if so, how about £9 if I pick up? Oh hold on...just woke up and its not 1979.... shit.... I'd rather buy it than but it... me fookin head hurts enough as it is.... Yes Steve for you £9 with the frame.. engine and v5c all matching.. bargain |
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Post by steve h on Mar 20, 2021 20:47:46 GMT 1
How far are you from me? I will only travel 1.4 miles from my house and anything more is "too far for me" I shit you not bud!!
Some bawbags wont travel for half a day to pick up and buy the bike of their hankering!!
Thats great though, I'll spend the next 2yrs in the shed with and throw £4k at it, and hopefully when I emerge the Mrs will have pissed off....
On second thoughts....I'll over stamp the frame numbers with the wrong font and build a £17k special with it.....
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snoogy
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Post by snoogy on Mar 20, 2021 20:51:44 GMT 1
How far are you from me? I will only travel 1.4 miles from my house and anything more is "too far for me" I shit you not bud!! Some bawbags wont travel for half a day to pick up and buy the bike of their hankering!! Thats great though, I'll spend the next 2yrs in the shed with and throw £4k at it, and hopefully when I emerge the Mrs will have pissed off.... 😂😂 You are to funny man.. how's about I order an Uber for you to pick you up?.. I'll rent a tail lift and drop you home?.. 😂 West London here bud.. Ps 4 years from the Mrs could be a good thing.. just down rest bite.. 😉 |
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Post by steve h on Mar 20, 2021 21:02:27 GMT 1
London!!! Oh my god...a foreigner.....
No use sending an Uber whatsit whatever they are...well not unless they have a flat cap and a ferret so they blend in and avoid being stoned.. (up here stoned means having stones thrown at you unlike your version of stoned down there.. )
Anyway our streets are cobbled and not really suitable for owt but horses...
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Post by dusty350 on Mar 20, 2021 21:03:17 GMT 1
West London ?? My neck of the woods !  |
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snoogy
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Post by snoogy on Mar 20, 2021 21:08:49 GMT 1
London!!! Oh my god...a foreigner..... No use sending an Uber whatsit whatever they are...well not unless they have a flat cap and a ferret so they blend in and avoid being stoned.. (up here stoned means having stones thrown at you unlike your version of stoned down there.. ) Anyway our streets are cobbled and not really suitable for owt but horses... Omg.. I'm actually starting to like you steve.. like you down here means as a bro.. not like up there it means inbreeding.. 😂.. How many of these kinds of bikes are actually up north?.. and why is that?.. I have my own answer but I'm sure it's not pc so I'll pass no comment.. |
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Post by steve h on Mar 20, 2021 21:21:46 GMT 1
Oh dont worry about PC (PC is someone who used to be on the "beat" up here, but he's/she's been sacked)
We have many a fine banjo players oop ere. And is a "bro" some sort of mouth ulcer from drinking shandy?
I've always viewed you lot with suspicion... after all...who in their right minds would go to the trouble of
building a huge Albert's Hall just to accommodate a single gonad from a right wing dictator?? That's weird that is....
Yes it does seem there are plentiful LC and Windies up here..Why? Probably because we recognise class when we see it.
Too many down your way cant see through their oiled beards. And the fact they don't have brown leather seats with a quilted pattern
must put them out of favour with many south dwellers.... not all...some are clued up..I know, I met one once.
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Mar 20, 2021 22:01:41 GMT 1
Nah, it's cause we are tough up north
Sothern softie shandy drinkers bought Superdreams 😉
Steve
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Post by steve h on Mar 20, 2021 22:04:40 GMT 1
You lot dont count. You're off the map of the civilised world....I'm a shandy drinker to you.. You know I mean it...  |
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Mar 20, 2021 22:07:48 GMT 1
You're all down South to us
Civilisation ain't all it's cracked up to be. I've quite enjoyed the distancing and not seeing people through all this
Steve
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snoogy
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Post by snoogy on Mar 20, 2021 22:08:22 GMT 1
Nah, it's cause we are tough up north Sothern softie shandy drinkers bought Superdreams 😉 Steve I do like a shandy.. sophistication maybe the word you are looking for.. I thought Neanderthals died off a long time ago.. I guess I was mistaken.. they moved north instead 😂😂.. anyway my northern monkey brothers.. since lockdown I look more like your sort 😉.. I may decide to sell my house down here and buy a castle next to Steve.. If only I could afford my own house down here.. 😂 |
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Mar 20, 2021 22:15:15 GMT 1
Nothing wrong with a shandy for medical reasons
What else am I supposed to do on a night out when I have a diabetic hypo. Quick sugary turbo shandy and I'm sorted 😀
The way LC prices are going you could sell one Dan Sourf and buy a council estate in Central Scotland 😁
I laugh at the price of flash cars
Few years ago I bought a 3 bed house for the price of a Beemer 🙄
Steve
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Post by steve h on Mar 20, 2021 22:22:03 GMT 1
Nah, it's cause we are tough up north Sothern softie shandy drinkers bought Superdreams 😉 Steve I do like a shandy.. sophistication maybe the word you are looking for.. I thought Neanderthals died off a long time ago.. I guess I was mistaken.. they moved north instead 😂😂.. anyway my northern monkey brothers.. since lockdown I look more like your sort 😉.. I may decide to sell my house down here and buy a castle next to Steve.. If only I could afford my own house down here.. 😂 Next door is up for sale..... We have pigeons and I let them out on washdays just to shit on next doors washing...well if they dont shit on it my bees will. Small stringy ones ...but shit anyroad. I thought I'd just warn ya. Next doors isn't quite a castle, but its the only one with an indoor lav. You see.... we are clean...we shit outside and eat inside.... |
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Mar 20, 2021 22:48:34 GMT 1
In all seriousness for 10 grand you can buy a flat not far from where I live
If you love prozies and drugs all the better...
...they are your neighbours
Steve
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Post by steve h on Mar 21, 2021 0:53:03 GMT 1
In all seriousness for 10 grand you can buy a flat not far from where I live If you love prozies and drugs all the better... ...they are your neighbours Steve Pahh! 10grand?? Get one for free round here, all you have to do is have kids with said prozzy/user of illicit chemicals, and Hey Presto!!! 2 bed flat all furnished and if you're lucky , brand new. |
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Post by JonW on Mar 21, 2021 0:58:24 GMT 1
Nah, it's cause we are tough up north Sothern softie shandy drinkers bought Superdreams 😉 Steve Amusingly... I bought a 400 'dream off a girl at college (late 80s) and after a bit of work I sold it to one of my best mates, who lived in... Glasgow! It was nicked about 2 weeks after he got it home as well. So there must have been more love for the old wetdreams in Scotland back in the day than we are led to believe! |
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Post by jameslc on Mar 22, 2021 21:51:42 GMT 1
Next joke 🤣
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