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Post by reedpete on Nov 27, 2020 22:41:19 GMT 1
*humour warning* ...Christmas cracker season will be upon us soon...
Another tomb has just been discovered in the valley of the kings.
The sarcophagus was covered in chocolate and hazelnut chips
the hieroglyphics proclaimed...here lies the Pharaoh Rocher !
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Post by tony2stroke on Nov 27, 2020 22:44:35 GMT 1
*humour warning* ...Christmas cracker season will be upon us soon... Another tomb has just been discovered in the valley of the kings. The sarcophagus was covered in chocolate and hazelnut chips the hieroglyphics proclaimed...here lies Pharaoh Rocher ! Don't forget your coat on the way out  |
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Post by donkeychomp on Nov 27, 2020 22:44:45 GMT 1
Oh dear oh dear...  Alex |
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Post by pedheadfred on Nov 28, 2020 22:01:40 GMT 1
Please try HARDER ! 🧐
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Post by Dangerous on Nov 29, 2020 13:34:08 GMT 1
😏
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Post by alankelly on Nov 29, 2020 21:06:55 GMT 1
That’s terrible 😔😔
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Post by reedpete on Nov 30, 2020 9:48:06 GMT 1
The only joke I know that’s worse than this, is £350 for an LC main stand !
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Post by reedpete on Nov 30, 2020 10:18:44 GMT 1
harder ? Problem is , all the jokes that make me laugh are seemingly not aligned with current gender politics .... I mean the gags like the technical term for the ‘she to he’ change being a strapadicktame apparently not appreciated...you could say they’re a bit of a flop 😂 |
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Post by 4l04ever on Nov 30, 2020 10:57:47 GMT 1
Hello, can I reserve a table for Pharaoh Hotepsekhemwy?
Could you spell that please?
Yes, sure. A bird, two triangles, a wavy line, the sun, again a bird, a dog's head, and a scarab :-)
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Nov 30, 2020 11:49:59 GMT 1
harder ? Problem is , all the jokes that make me laugh are seemingly not aligned with current gender politics .... I mean the gags like the technical term for the ‘she to he’ change being a strapadicktame apparently not appreciated...you could say they’re a bit of a flop 😂 That reminds me of the new antibiotic that has the side effect of turning lesbians straight Its called Tryc**ksagain 🤣 Steve |
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Post by pedheadfred on Nov 30, 2020 11:53:07 GMT 1
Now the responses are better than the original joke 🤣
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Nov 30, 2020 11:55:20 GMT 1
Should have spelled it Tricoxagain
I prefer to call them Vagitarians
(They don't do meat)
😁
Steve
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Post by alankelly on Nov 30, 2020 11:58:58 GMT 1
I thought it was a woodwork lesson they had to attend too to perfect their “tongue in groove”
Sorry time to get my coat
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Post by reedpete on Nov 30, 2020 12:09:05 GMT 1
Names can be quite complicated too. I’ve just about trained myself not to chuckle at things like the couple from near Steve called Ben Doon and Phil McKavity..
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Post by 4l04ever on Nov 30, 2020 12:35:49 GMT 1
and the gay couple...Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick...
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Nov 30, 2020 12:50:30 GMT 1
Don't start me on names
Many years ago My boss asked me to meet up with another guy in our company to give him a hand
I thought he was winding me up but it was correct
He was genuinely called Mike Hunt
I'd have changed that. Imagine the abuse at school
Steve
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Nov 30, 2020 12:52:46 GMT 1
Names can be quite complicated too. I’ve just about trained myself not to chuckle at things like the couple from near Steve called Ben Doon and Phil McKavity.. Phil changed his name when he got fed up with the mickey taking He's now Phil McRackin 😆 Steve |
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Post by 4l04ever on Nov 30, 2020 13:52:16 GMT 1
Phil Myers is another dodgy geezer...
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Post by 4l04ever on Nov 30, 2020 15:31:46 GMT 1
Hugh Janus is a funny guy too...
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Nov 30, 2020 15:58:52 GMT 1
Yeah, but steer clear of Moe Lester 😬
Steve
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Post by 4l04ever on Nov 30, 2020 18:32:04 GMT 1
And Peter File...
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Post by 4l04ever on Nov 30, 2020 19:11:58 GMT 1
When I go to a party, I always say my name is Mike Oxlong.... :-)
Better than being Drew Peac**k!
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Nov 30, 2020 19:30:11 GMT 1
Wilma Fingerdoo?
Steve
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