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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 18:18:25 GMT 1
Then Matt Steve and myself As we grow up Matt does typical Essex boy, Steve trying to look serious myself with hair and still got the beard Matts happy first decent shit in weeks Steve smiling he has no idea but the dementia is kicking in, me just keeping it real
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Post by 4l04ever on Jun 12, 2019 18:34:10 GMT 1
It’s tooo late for his fringe 🤪 that fell off years ago ☹️🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have more hair on my top lip than you have on your head oh I ‘deliberately ‘ keep it short on my arse
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 18:37:05 GMT 1
It’s tooo late for his fringe 🤪 that fell off years ago ☹️🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have more hair on my top lip than you have on your head oh I ‘deliberately ‘ keep it short my arse. You’re either losing it and don’t want to acknowledge it? Or you keep it cool coz you want to look like a solar powered lurve machine. I bet I could do a better arse hair comb over than you 💋 Your not wrong mate,from the neck down I’m like a dolphin 🐬 as well No need to start revealing arse fur🤮
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 18:43:08 GMT 1
Then Matt Steve and myself As we grow up Matt does typical Essex boy, Steve trying to look serious myself with hair and still got the beard Matts happy first decent shit in weeks Steve smiling he has no idea but the dementia is kicking in, me just keeping it real One thing we’ve all got in common is we love 💕 Goodies I’ve never had long hair it makes me look like a librarian 🤓
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 19:29:57 GMT 1
Then Matt Steve and myself As we grow up Matt does typical Essex boy, Steve trying to look serious myself with hair and still got the beard Matts happy first decent shit in weeks Steve smiling he has no idea but the dementia is kicking in, me just keeping it real I'm probably going to be similarly offended either way but I need clarification What feckin one am I ? Steve
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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 20:10:08 GMT 1
You are taking the pee? You seriously can’t work it out? Matt help him out.😁 the dementia has obviously kicked in.
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 20:14:01 GMT 1
You are taking the pee? You seriously can’t work it out? Matt help him out.😁 the dementia has obviously kicked in. The way I see it is I’m Tim brook Taylor ,Steve is Graham Gardener and veg is Bill ,, very ,,Oddy 👍🤪
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 20:22:06 GMT 1
I think this is more like us though
Matt👌
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Post by mak595 on Jun 12, 2019 20:28:04 GMT 1
I hit 50 at christmas, since then ive had a knackered achilles tendon and im now on blood pressure tablets and statins for cholesterol !!! Wish i was 49 again On the plus side i can now get Sun life insurance off parky and get a free pen
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 20:53:09 GMT 1
You are taking the pee? You seriously can’t work it out? Matt help him out.😁 the dementia has obviously kicked in. I think it is you taking the pea Out of that 3 you make me the follically challenged one REALLY ! Steve
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 20:54:16 GMT 1
I think this is more like us though
Matt👌That I'm fine with, even the drawn on goggles 😂 At least I have hair in that one 😁 Steve
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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 21:00:35 GMT 1
garden is a jock, oddie from the midlands, brooke taylor is erm? Stooges works, i have to say though you look like the doctors doing a rectal and you weren't aware and matt deffo has a spaff face.
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 21:05:19 GMT 1
garden is a jock, oddie from the midlands, brooke taylor is erm? Stooges works, i have to say though you look like the doctors doing a rectal and you weren't aware and matt deffo has a spaff face. Not to mention you look like you’ve back combed your arse hair on to your head 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 21:09:33 GMT 1
I might have, actually you have a spaff face and steve looks like he is being taken roughly, would have been impressed if his eyes were watering.
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 21:11:07 GMT 1
I might have, actually you have a spaff face and steve looks like he is being taken roughly, would have been impressed if his eyes were watering. Obviously abuse🥴 but what does spaff mean 🤪
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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 21:14:04 GMT 1
(transitive, intransitive, slang, vulgar) To ejaculate (on or in)
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 21:16:02 GMT 1
(transitive, intransitive, slang, vulgar) To ejaculate (on or in) Lovely 🥰 at least it’s not abusive 😍😍😍
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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 21:16:56 GMT 1
Steve might have a word to say about that?
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 21:21:38 GMT 1
Steve might have a word to say about that? Steve’s off licking his fz wounds at the moment 😱 He will bounce back 👍
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 21:24:17 GMT 1
Steve might have a word to say about that? I think you got it the wrong way round. That is my actual blowing my beans face 😆 Steve
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 21:25:46 GMT 1
Steve might have a word to say about that? Steve’s off licking his fz wounds at the moment 😱 He will bounce back 👍 I'm glad I know what you mean, sounds a bit like a euphemism 🤣 Steve
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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 21:26:14 GMT 1
Steve might have a word to say about that? Steve’s off licking his fz wounds at the moment 😱 He will bounce back 👍 I gave him my sympathy
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 21:29:11 GMT 1
Steve might have a word to say about that? I think you got it the wrong way round. That is my actual blowing my beans face 😆 Steve I’m glad I never recognise it was your blowing your beans face Ducky 😥😥🤪
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Post by madmick on Jun 12, 2019 21:29:26 GMT 1
Best thread on here yet🤣... really enjoying it.
M.M.
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 21:30:40 GMT 1
Steve’s off licking his fz wounds at the moment 😱 He will bounce back 👍 I gave him my sympathy You even made it look heartfelt 👏👏👏
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 21:33:26 GMT 1
Had to check quickly we were in the general chat section in case we got into bother 😂
Veg, I like how you don't try to cover things up
In both sets of pictures you have volunteered yourself to be the one you would pick out as being on a register 🙊
Steve
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Post by veg on Jun 12, 2019 21:35:08 GMT 1
Ah steven my old mucker you don't know what i do for a living do you?
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 21:36:43 GMT 1
Is this still a bike chat forum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just getting all this joking out the way before Friday mate
By then you'll have lost control of your bladder so will be sitting in a damp Tena Men reading your saga magazine that came with all the guaranteed over 50's plans waiting till you need a dump to do your arse cancer test 😬
Steve
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Post by Yogi on Jun 12, 2019 21:37:49 GMT 1
Had to check quickly we were in the general chat section in case we got into bother 😂 Veg, I like how you don't try to cover things up In both sets of pictures you have volunteered yourself to be the one you would pick out as being on a register 🙊 Steve 🤣🤣🤣 I have heard he likes it up the Gary Glitter 🤫 🥺🥺
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Post by midlifecrisisrd on Jun 12, 2019 21:38:09 GMT 1
Ah steven my old mucker you don't know what i do for a living do you? It's got a lot to do with legalities and registers Hope your not hiding in plain sight 🤔 oops, may have gone too far 😲 Steve
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