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Post by veg on Oct 8, 2018 19:39:05 GMT 1
Stole this from another site Vet:"That your dog?" Farmer: "Yep." Vet: "Mind if I speak to him?" Framer: "Dog don't talk'. Vet: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' ok." Farmer: (Look of shock!) Vet: "Is this man your owner?" (Pointing at the farmer) Dog: "Yep." Vet:"How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food & takes me to the lake once a week to play." Farmer: (Look of total disbelief) Vet: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Farmer: "Horse don't talk but." Vet: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Farmer: (Extreme look of shock!) Vet: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the man) Horse: "Yep." Vet: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often & keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Farmer: (Look of total amazement) Vet: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?': Farmer"That sheep's a liar pal!"
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Oct 8, 2018 22:49:26 GMT 1
Post by donkeychomp on Oct 8, 2018 22:49:26 GMT 1
LOL
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