Reminds me of the night my mate and his buddies came out of a pub in Ireland after a good night to find a lass in a Mini with a flat battery. Quick as a flash they offered to give her a push start, which she eagerly accepted, so full of beer and chivalry the six blokes start pushing her car down the street as fast as they can. “Ok love, give it a go now” says my mate only to then hear the clicking of the starter motor once more. The blokes all collapsed on the floor in fits of laughter, whilst the poor girl just looked bewildered!
Years ago in Murgon near Cherbourg (aboriginal settlement) . The boys were coming back from a job and got flagged over for some help with a car on the side of the road.. They asked for a tow into town so they could get it to the mechanics for some work. Anyway the next morning the car was on the other side of the road to where they towed it to. The truck driver who towed them in insisted he help them with it. He opened up the bonnet. Bloody thing didn't have a motor. They'd get a tow in to Murgon . Get full and camp in the car. Then get a tow home in the morning. sorry ,not a joke. true story.