Post by spooch63 on Oct 2, 2018 22:44:06 GMT 1
One evening, after the honeymoon, Steve was working on his bike in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we’re married. maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.
You probably should consider selling your bike and all those tools; they take up so much of your time. And all those bike models and magazines, they just take up so much space. And you know the camping gear is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.I also think you should lose all those old vinyl records.
Steve got a horrified look on his face.
She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
David replied, “I wasn't..."
After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we’re married. maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.
You probably should consider selling your bike and all those tools; they take up so much of your time. And all those bike models and magazines, they just take up so much space. And you know the camping gear is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.I also think you should lose all those old vinyl records.
Steve got a horrified look on his face.
She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
David replied, “I wasn't..."
