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Pub joke
Aug 20, 2016 1:10:19 GMT 1
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Post by Ozhammer on Aug 20, 2016 1:10:19 GMT 1
A nose and a battery walk into a small country pub and sit down at the bar. The nose turns to the barman and says;
"We'll have two pints of your best real ale" to which the barman says; I'm not serving you anything buddy".
"Why not?" Replies the nose, "my money is as good as anyone's surely?"
"Because" says the barman, "you're off your face and your mate looks like he could start something".
Boom boom!
Ozhammer
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mikeyb
L plate rider.
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Post by mikeyb on Aug 20, 2016 14:59:53 GMT 1
Ouch almost as bad as the one about the tatty bit of rope walks into a bar, the barman says "we don't serve string in here get out", the rope says "I'm not string", barman says "ok I'll give u a break are you twine"...and the rope says "no afraid not"
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Pub joke
Oct 12, 2016 16:02:26 GMT 1
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Post by taffyboyo on Oct 12, 2016 16:02:26 GMT 1
Very good
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