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Post by markhoopy on Aug 10, 2016 10:37:53 GMT 1
A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job. "Are you allergic to anything?" the interviewer asks him. "Yes caffeine" he replies. "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes I was in the army - I was in Iraq for two tours." "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Are you disabled in any way?" "Yes, a mine exploded next to me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says "OK .. you've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am and carry on starting at 10.00am every day." The bloke is puzzled by this .. "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know." "What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There's no point you coming in for that."
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Post by jakethepeg007 on Aug 12, 2016 21:17:08 GMT 1
Like it:)
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Post by bezzer on Aug 13, 2016 20:05:48 GMT 1
Lol, funny and accurate too!.
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