Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2016 14:41:27 GMT 1
A drunk was finishing his hair of the dog one morning when he decided to go out for a walk to get some fresh air
As he was walking, he came upon a penguin wandering up the footpath towards him
"That's a bit odd" he thinks to himself, not really knowing what to do he picks up the penguin and walks towards the local police station
He walks in penguin under his arm and says to the officer on duty (in a drunk voice)
"Good morning to you orificer, Oi've found this penguin walking down the street, what do you suppose I do with it?"
The officer replied "well take it to the zoo of course!"
So off went the drunk in the direction of the zoo
The next day the same officer sees the same drunk with the same penguin under his arm, curious as to why the drunk still had the penguin, he strolled over to the drunk and said "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo?"
To which the drunk replied "I did orificer, he enjoyed it so much, I'm taking him to the pictures"
Boom boom
