Post by arrow on Feb 26, 2016 23:18:12 GMT 1
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,
after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens
to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the
dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married"
after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens
to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the
dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married"
