Post by Sunny on Feb 22, 2006 12:58:30 GMT 1
A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to collegues.
As he was getting out of the car a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically.
"My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are" he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life".
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The Londoner looks down in horror............
F**KING HELL!!!!!!!!!!! he screams.............
"Where's my Rolex?
..."
As he was getting out of the car a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically.
"My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are" he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life".
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The Londoner looks down in horror............
F**KING HELL!!!!!!!!!!! he screams.............
"Where's my Rolex?
..." 
