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alibongo
Lunatic on the roads

From the ashes.........

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Old one Jan 24, 2006 18:21:07 GMT 1

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Post by alibongo on Jan 24, 2006 18:21:07 GMT 1

Two Parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other
"can you smell fish?"

Bear walks into a bar, "Barman.........................................a pint of bitter please"
Barman looks and says "Why the big paws?"

Horse walks into a bar and in a low tone says "pint please barman"
Barman says "why the long face?"

Dont forget to tip your waitress folks.

“Those who risk nothing, do nothing, achieve nothing, become nothing” - David Jefferies 1972-2003

It is easier to gain forgiveness than permission.

Norbo Administrator www.rdlccrazy.co.uk Posts: 20,327	Old one Jan 24, 2006 21:49:43 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Norbo on Jan 24, 2006 21:49:43 GMT 1 It would be so sad to reply to theys. DOOOO just did .
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nuttytart350 Lunatic on the roads alias Elsie Spanner Posts: 2,831	Old one Jan 25, 2006 1:58:31 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nuttytart350 on Jan 25, 2006 1:58:31 GMT 1 dirtbag said: what goes aah! ?? a sheep with no lips ;D Is that what "nutters" would call "silence of the lambs"... ;D

alibongo Lunatic on the roads From the ashes......... Posts: 2,586	Old one Jan 25, 2006 15:32:25 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alibongo on Jan 25, 2006 15:32:25 GMT 1 Ill get my coat!!!
	“Those who risk nothing, do nothing, achieve nothing, become nothing” - David Jefferies 1972-2003 It is easier to gain forgiveness than permission.

nuttytart350 Lunatic on the roads alias Elsie Spanner Posts: 2,831	Old one Jan 26, 2006 0:15:35 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nuttytart350 on Jan 26, 2006 0:15:35 GMT 1 alibong01 said: Ill get my coat!!! We will give you a ring if we get desperate... .... ;D

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