Post by nikko on Oct 17, 2005 10:53:19 GMT 1
ok let me try a joke
some guy on a bike is stopped by cop .
That cop says :
ok , lets have a deal , i ask you a question , if you anser no ticket !
whats on the road with four wheels ??
Easy , its a car !!
the cop say , ha yes but no , you must be more clear ! is it a bmw , a renault
you lose !
ok i give you a second chance
whats on the road whith too wheels and a motor ??
easy , its a bike !!!
the cop : nonononono , what kind of ?? a Yamaha , a Suzuki ??
no , this time you got the ticket !
the motorcycleman is about to live with is ticket but call the cop and says , i propose you a last chance deal !
I ask you a simple question , if you cant anser , i can go free !
cop says ok
whats on the sidewalk with a tiny dress and plenty of lipstick ??
Cop says easy , its a b i t c h !!
The other one anser , yes but you have to be more clear ; is it your mother , your sister , your wife
Nikko I try to do my best to translate , i promise
some guy on a bike is stopped by cop .
That cop says :
ok , lets have a deal , i ask you a question , if you anser no ticket !
whats on the road with four wheels ??
Easy , its a car !!
the cop say , ha yes but no , you must be more clear ! is it a bmw , a renault
you lose !
ok i give you a second chance
whats on the road whith too wheels and a motor ??
easy , its a bike !!!
the cop : nonononono , what kind of ?? a Yamaha , a Suzuki ??
no , this time you got the ticket !
the motorcycleman is about to live with is ticket but call the cop and says , i propose you a last chance deal !
I ask you a simple question , if you cant anser , i can go free !
cop says ok
whats on the sidewalk with a tiny dress and plenty of lipstick ??
Cop says easy , its a b i t c h !!
The other one anser , yes but you have to be more clear ; is it your mother , your sister , your wife
Nikko I try to do my best to translate , i promise
I like your style 
