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Post by Norbo on Oct 3, 2005 10:53:14 GMT 1
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, "Faaaaaaak ..... Dude ..... How much water did you drink?!"
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Post by vinze187 on Oct 3, 2005 11:18:02 GMT 1
lol i like it!!! lol
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Post by Norbo on Oct 3, 2005 11:20:06 GMT 1
Have you notised your star has turned green now you've hit 50 posts.
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Post by vinze187 on Oct 3, 2005 11:34:41 GMT 1
Wahey im a weekend rider too!!
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Post by vinze187 on Oct 10, 2005 19:28:17 GMT 1
what goes Aaah ! nutters won't like that joke! He'll perish at the thought of sheep with no lips! cant get a good seal you see!! lol A Sheep with no lips ;D
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Post by pablo on Feb 12, 2006 0:50:18 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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