Post by markhoopy on Jan 6, 2020 12:27:15 GMT 1
At a friends house over the weekend ..
Mate sees a big, thick book tucked under my arm 'What's that?'
Me 'This is a book that I’ve written, it’s got 500 pages.'
Mate - 'You wrote 500 pages? What did you write about then?'
'On the first page I wrote “One day a King rode on a horse and headed towards the jungle' and on the last page I wrote "the King reached the jungle"'
'Ah .. so what did you write in the other 498 pages then?'
'I wrote ..
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Mate looks quite stunned .. 'so what's all that bollocks about then?'
'That's the sound of the horse running .. the hooves digging the terrain and that.'
'And who on earth is going to read this book of yours then?'
'I will post it on the internet! In fact I'm on this forum thing that's all to do with smoky old two-stroke bikes and they will definitely read it there - they're all idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as I speak!'
Mate sees a big, thick book tucked under my arm 'What's that?'
Me 'This is a book that I’ve written, it’s got 500 pages.'
Mate - 'You wrote 500 pages? What did you write about then?'
'On the first page I wrote “One day a King rode on a horse and headed towards the jungle' and on the last page I wrote "the King reached the jungle"'
'Ah .. so what did you write in the other 498 pages then?'
'I wrote ..
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Mate looks quite stunned .. 'so what's all that bollocks about then?'
'That's the sound of the horse running .. the hooves digging the terrain and that.'
'And who on earth is going to read this book of yours then?'
'I will post it on the internet! In fact I'm on this forum thing that's all to do with smoky old two-stroke bikes and they will definitely read it there - they're all idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as I speak!'