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Post by donkeychomp on Feb 7, 2019 23:14:07 GMT 1
Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is at last revealed...as most people are at a loss when someone says 'you don't know Jack Schitt'.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt the owner of Knee Deep N. Schitt LTD. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple had six children, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the identical twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Going against her parents wishes Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt a local college drop out. After being married for 20 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt married Mr Sherlock and as she wanted to keep her previous name she was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had a rather timid son called Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers in a twin ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Horse and Byrd Schitt. Bull Schitt married Pisa Schitt in a whirl wind romance in Italy.
So now when someone says 'you don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
Alex
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Post by madmick on Feb 9, 2019 12:07:14 GMT 1
😂🤣😂 👏
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Post by aid22 on Feb 9, 2019 13:51:48 GMT 1
LMAO
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Post by wallcraft on Feb 11, 2019 14:14:14 GMT 1
Very good, pmsl 😃
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Post by ace on Feb 13, 2019 11:45:50 GMT 1
LOL.....
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