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Giuseppe
Apr 11, 2018 22:38:31 GMT 1
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Post by veg on Apr 11, 2018 22:38:31 GMT 1
Giuseppe lived in a small town in Italy and had done so for 80 years. He was increasingly growing concerned about the disdain he was experiencing from his neighbors and townspeople he'd known his whole life. One day a tourist visiting the town came up to Giuseppe and asked him what was the matter and why everyone seemed to dislike him so much.
He said, "I was a great architect when I was young, and built the chapel, the ampitheater, and all of the aqueducts, but does anyone care? No!" Do they call me Giuseppe the architect ‘’ no
"Before I was an architect, I was also a doctor. I delivered our Mayor's baby, saved a woman from a deadly snakebite, and discovered a new antibiotic which has helped hundreds of people. Does anyone remember? Do they call me Giuseppe the doctor? No!"
"In my spare time I also compose and play music and have written multiple world-renowned concertos. Do you think they care? So they call me Giuseppe the musician? No!"
Bewildered, the tourist couldn't imagine why the townspeople didn't like him, and asked, "So what's the problem??"
With a sigh, Giuseppe said, "I f**ka the one goat...."
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