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Post by 4l04ever on Feb 8, 2015 12:05:26 GMT 1
Jonny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jonny added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
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Post by broughton71 on Feb 22, 2015 17:45:34 GMT 1
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Post by copper99 on Feb 22, 2015 18:05:38 GMT 1
Good one!
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Post by phats on Mar 25, 2015 9:30:56 GMT 1
Got mine a refrigerator for Valentine's Day you should have seen her face light up when she opened it
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Post by gernster on Apr 13, 2015 20:51:18 GMT 1
Dreadful...
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Post by gernster on Apr 13, 2015 20:51:53 GMT 1
Although it Bought my gf a steam generating iron, she bloody loved it!!
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Post by reedpete on Oct 25, 2015 22:09:23 GMT 1
She always complained about me getting the tech...so I bought her an iRON
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Post by bigkenx on Nov 16, 2015 19:46:21 GMT 1
He hee
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Post by sparton on Feb 20, 2016 19:20:36 GMT 1
Very good
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Post by stevep on Apr 6, 2016 22:33:06 GMT 1
Got mine a refrigerator for Valentine's Day you should have seen her face light up when she opened it My kind of joke  ?? |
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Post by Liamo on Apr 8, 2016 16:07:57 GMT 1
I got the missus a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go f**k herself  |
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Post by 1966baz on Jun 11, 2016 8:42:27 GMT 1
Love it !
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Post by patchan2 on Mar 11, 2017 10:58:24 GMT 1
For my wife had elegant flowers for my wife this valentine’s day. Had used Flower Delivery service to buy them. She loves flowers and they are best gifts according to me. Had different flowers and they all were looking awesome! |
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Post by skydemon on Mar 11, 2017 11:13:55 GMT 1
Bought my Mrs a new belt and a bag. The hoover should work a treat after that 😜
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Post by reedpete on Mar 11, 2017 19:52:28 GMT 1
Jonny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,' Jonny added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.' I'm sorry squire I've scratched the record....😀😀 |
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Post by skydemon on Mar 11, 2017 21:19:39 GMT 1
Pmsl. That never came up on my phone. Apologies cheps
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